Our Match Rules

[-] About Us!

Malarkey was formed in late 2004, made up mix of mainly drunken and homeless people who like to smoke weed everyday.

[-] Want to challenge us? (or spare us £1.19 so we can buy a double cheeseburger?)

- Come into our irc #Malarkey irc.quakenet.org and pm an op!
- For officials, please give us a few days notice, as our members are usually busy selling Big Issues in local town centres.
- PCWs: Please allow us a few hours notice.

[-] What maps do Malarkey Clan play?

- Officials: dust2, inferno, nuke, aztec..
- PCWs: anything really as long as you buy a Big Issue from us.

[-] Match Rules!

- MR15.
- 1.45 minute round times.
- And whatever else the SGLAC config is.
- SGLAC required for official matches!
- No shields!
- Max AWP's = 2
- Sensible rates please.
- Eligeable players only for officials.
- We allow red crosses in PCWs as we may be playing triallists.
- cl_whine 0.
- Steam IDs will be checked.
- If you are 15 minutes late we will claim default and celebrate by drinking some Super Skol extra strength tramp beer!
- We prefer our server. Note: if the reg is crap for you, than its probably crap for us as well.
- HLTV must be/will be running.

[-] Clan Servers

- CS 1.6 Public -
- CS 1.6 Match - offline!

[-] And finally...

- If you think we hack, please tell us in game so we can turn them off.
- Please let us win!